No dancing allowed

Christian fundamentalists are my favorite people. If it were not for them I would have nothing to laugh at. My first teaching assignment was at Sequim, Washington, a hotbed of fundament- alism. Had I told them I was an atheist I would have been terminated on the spot.
The physical education teacer, in response to requests from the students, offered to teach ballroom dancing. To the locals dancing was sinful and out of the question. So I made up a little verse. Once completed and set to music, Ill look for a publisher. Here's a sample: Momma don't allow no dancing done in here. I don't care what momma won't allow. Gonna do my dancing anyhow. Momma won't allow no dancing in here. Isn't that cute? Sure to be a bestseller.